Alright Net Neutrality fans, policy wonks, and children of all ages. Bring your quatloos and tune your internet radios to Von TV on March 11 at 2 p.m. to see THE ULTIMATE STEEL CAGE DEATHMATCH TAG-TEAM POLICY SMACKDOWN ON NETWORK NEUTRALITY!!!!
Yes! For the edification, enlightenment, and entertainment of the policy world, I, yr hmbl obdn't blogger, with Comcast Complaint Co-Counsel Marvin Ammori of Free Press, will square off against Progress and Freedom Foundation President Ken “the Assassin” Ferree and Phoenix Center President Lawrence “Terminator” Spiwak on the burning issue of network neutrality. As House Subcommittee Chariman Ed Markey (D-MA) once said: “This is no country for old broadband.” And I, personally, can assure you, There Will Be Blood. (If by “blood” we mean some “civil but very intense, passionate debate”).
“Not since the last Latke v. Hamentashen Debate has so much intellectual fire power, passion, and eloquence been mustered in one place on such a vital issue of public policy.” — Random Policy Person
“Great background while multitasking.” — Overworked FCC staffer.
“A fantastic series of debates for a fantastic series of tubes.” –Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
“WWF has better costumes. What a rip.” — Person Unclear On The Concept.
So don't you dare miss the action! Tuesday, March 11, 2 p.m., live on VonTV and absolutely free. I shall float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, as I and my co-counsel Ammori, make mincemeat out of Spiwak and Ferree!
Stay tuned . . . .