The Google-Moveon-Collins Flap, Or “The Other Shoe Drops and It Fits Quite Nicely.”
The Google-Moveon-Collins Flap, Or “The Other Shoe Drops and It Fits Quite Nicely.”
The Google-Moveon-Collins Flap, Or “The Other Shoe Drops and It Fits Quite Nicely.”

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    As Fox News and the rest of the conservative media/blog machine have happily crowed unto the skies, Google Ads dropped a set of ads from Senator Susan Collins (R-Me) critical of Collins is rnning for reelection, and apparently Moveon has now become the favorite bloody shirt to rouse the otherwise dispirited base. Apparently, Google informed Collins that because her ad used the trademark of someone else (here,, because these days everyone trademarks everything out of sheer self-defense), which Google bans under its advertising policy.

    Oh the Shame!” cries the right! “Oh the hypocrisy!gloats Scott Cleland. “Moveon and Google, suppressing free speech and all!” One would not imagine, of course, from all this shock, horror and breast-beating that these folks were at best silent when Verizon initially denied NARAL's request for a text code. But, as consistency is never the strong suite of either the “Fair and Balanced” folks at Fox or the anti-NN foot soldiers, let us go to the merits. Isn't this just awful of Google and Are they revealed now as hypocrites, liars, etc. making us all dupes, useful idiots, etc.

    Well, maybe not. I tip my hat to David All at for this nice piece of actually balanced reporting. Rather than fulminating, Mr. All actually asked Google for a clarification, and a Google spokesperson explained that, because dumb ass courts keep holding liable for trademark infringement if Google doesn't make some effort to actively police its ads for possible trademark violations, Google now offers to let trademark holders check a box that says “please protect my intellectual property.” And since, like every other trademark holder in the universe, now lives in deathly fear of losing its trademark if some dumb-ass court decides they didn't police it aggressively enough, checked “yes.”

    But, because Google runs a, if you will pardon me, a googolplex of ads a day, the entire process is automated with key words. No human being is actually involved in the identification process, and therefore you can get your free speech rights cut off. But hey, as the IP Mafia always like to remind us, if the First Amendment ends up as collateral damage in our war to protect trademarks from any sort of use we do not absolutely control and monetize, well, it's a shame, but that's just the price you gotta pay. After all, you can't expect to win the war against the public domain without cracking a few First Amendment eggs.

    So no, neither Google nor the folks at Moveon knew this happened before it happened and got all over the press. Which, I expect the defenders of Verizon to point out, was exactly what Verizon claimed. And therefore aren't we all once again hypocrites, useful idiots, base curs and scalawags, etc., etc. for having jumped on poor innocent Verzion?

    To which I will say, YES! This EXACTLY like what happened with Verizon. Thank you very much for noticing! And, as I said when Verizon screwed up with Naral, when AT&T censored Pearl Jam, and every other time one of these sorts of incidents occurred. It doesn't matter if it is an accident or intentional. The fact is I don't want my free speech rights messed with or left to the mercy of corporations more concerned with liability than liberty. I don't want Verizon to have to come up with policies that balance free speech and getting themselves accused of refusing to stop the spread of child-pornography or giving aid and comfort to pedophiles because they don't have a policy to review every goddamn text code request. I don't want Google to have to worry about what the googol of advertisers using their interactive service are doing. I don't want ANYONE acting as the gatekeeper, the warden, the snoop and cop for any noble purpose.

    What I want to have what I used to have with my phone service and until August 2005 on my DSL service. I want good old fashion Title II telecommunication service regulation that gives me all those neato-keen privacy protections and rights as a first amendment speaker. I want to have a world where Google can say “thank God I can't monitor what goes on in my ads, even if I wanted to. Sure, I'm missing a chance to monetize things based on knowing all that information, but I'm not liable for anything and I'm not being evil, even by accident.” I want a world where Moveon can say “I don't need to worry if I don't check every last blasted box to protect my trademark. Sure, I may have some people driving traffic to their website off 'my name,' but that's a small price to pay for free speech.” And I want even Verizon to come to its common carrier senses and say “Yah know, I was really wrong about that 'Net Neutrality stuff. I am so much better off as a 'dumb pipe' not trying to police everybody's content for the 'sake of the children' or for 'national security' or whatever other cause someone else thinks justifies snooping into other people's speech.”

    So yeah, the other shoe has dropped, its on my foot now, and it fits great. And while I'm sorry to see yet more proof of how the wild expansion of intellectual property law, what Mark Lemley rightly called the problem of The Modern Lanham Act and the Death of Common Sense has trampled on vital and time-sensitive political speech, I can hope that lawmakers take it to heart. Because I can hope and pray that folks like Susan Collins, or her sisters across the aisle Barbara Boxer (D-CA) and Diane Fenstein (D-CA), to judges like Ruth Badder Ginsburg and lawmakers and judges everywhere, will learn this valuable lesson. It's not just the MPAA and the “Respectable” companies versus the scruffy pirates, the info commies and Al Qeda. It's not just an industry food fight between Google and AT&T and Viacome and Youtube. There really is a free speech cost every time you ratchet up the protections for intellectual property or move away from the fundamentals of common carriage. And you, even you, Senators and Supreme Court justices, will find yourselves bit in the butt by the world you have created in your refusal to believe that real people of a real free speech stake in this. We're not all infringers and pirates dammit. We're SPEAKERS! Just like you. And if you don't back off the intellectual property jihad and get back to the fundamentals of common carriage, you — just like us — will get burned.

    Not that I expect anyone to learn that lesson mind. Finger pointing and accusing people of hypocrisy is way too fun. But I can dream . . . .